This makes me happy
It’s smiling and cute and like “hellw sir, madam. How are you this fine day?” Fucking awe
When my brother's in the shower...
- -waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
- -hears him singing-
- me: will you quit singing?
- brother: what?
- me: QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
- brother: WOMAN
- brother: WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
- brother: MY BALLS
- brother: AND MY SOUL
Cleanse me Lord and rid me of this white skin
Kids are fucking horrific i don’t want any of them